I think "Insanity" is grounds for divorce in some states. But I KNOW it's grounds for marriage in ALL states.

"A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination prepared to be herself." ~ Maya Angelou

"Damn Girl, U R Crazier than a Pet Squirrel "

"The ONLY way that I can salvage this project is with a Kabota!" (Can't spell it but Damn sure know how 2 use it! It's Kinda' Like A Bob Cat, Baby;)

"I chewed on that decision 'til all the fat was gone and I still made the wrong dang decision!" -- Kennedy

Thankfully I can buy thigh highs anywhere in America, including some grocery store chains. BUT, that was NOT the case when I needed a few new garter belts last June. I ventured to Victoria's Secret in Suburbia, USA to get what I needed. After looking around, the polite and helpful sales lady asked if I were looking for anything in particular? I gladly responded "YES! I need a new garter belt, preferably black."

She, without skipping a beat, said "I'm sorry ma'am, we only carry those for special occasions like Valentine's Day and Christmas."

Instead of being distraught I'd have to go online t0 get what I needed, I smiled instead with the thought that even a nationally regarded lingerie chain has realized, these poor guys are only gettin' lucky "on special occasions" and to that I say, "For everything else...there's Kennedy!"

"Afternoon Delight? Hell that's just a song. You are the demo manual on what it would feel like riding a roller coaster while sitting in a jacuzzi tub. "

"Good Luck and Best Wishes."

"There's only one X in Scrabble, but I have TWO. GO Team Kennedy!"

"Ma'am, I see these shades have a UV protection rating, do you know what the wetness rating is?" --Immigrant

"I make sure when I pack my SUV when I'm coming to see you." -NCGodivaGuy
KC responds, "What? You drive a 'B'ubba 'M'akes 'W'heels. I didn't know you had an SUV?"
"Yeah, I pack my 'S'ocks, 'U'nderwear and 'V'iagra" --NCGodivaGuy

"Let's "Play High School" then I'll come back and "Score" like I'm in College!" --Green Tea Boy

"You're Intricate, Mysterious and Intelligent...Let me count the ways you drive me crazy" --NCGodivaGuy

"I dunno bout dese' tings"

"Bless my heart if this day gets any more bizarre and bless all ya'lls hearts too if it does."

Good Luck ACC Teams- "IPTAY stands for It's Probation Time Again Ya'll." and "Orange just hasn't evah' been my color."

"Real friends share panties."

"420"

"Some of the many reasons why I protect my life from any & every slightest sign of drama are Crowe doesn't taste good no matter how it's served."

"The only good rumors are a Fleetwood Mac album."

"You know, it was a meet n' greet, and since you know I have never hearted them, I cope by stripping every screw in the room - so you also should know to be prepared to hand me a hammer or something I can drive that stripped screw in before last call."

"I'll bring the pizza, you bring the cheerleader outfit." -Charlotte

Kennedy-OK,you win...
I cannot find any Shrimp & Grits recipe that include Worcestershire  sauce. As the loser of this bet, I'm sending you a bag of John Taylor's Stone Ground Grits. These are really good-not your average grits. Hope you enjoy them! --charlotte boy

"Well, it is the best little place to hang ya' hat in the Pee Dee, Darlin'"

While taking the top off the Jeep, "This is the first time EVER we need a man to figure out how to take our top off?" - Kennedy

"Girl, the top of this Jeep is flappin' like a bad comb-over in Chicago" -KC

Jenna said at the beach, "Ya know, it's really hard to be depressed here!"

Client- "Girlfriend told me about your lunacy party. Sounds crazy- not sure if I could handle being at one."
Kennedy- "Oh, you don't have to be crazy to be there, we'll train you, darlin'"

"It's been raining. Have some chocolate."

"Oh to hell with Irene and evacuation -Let's stay and have a hurricane party."

"Got Boys?" - KC

"It's a full moon sugar-let's wrap this bitch up at your house-plow thru 2 liters of Firefly and call it the 1st annual lunacy party" -KC

"-Really?!!? No seriously, the flu? No, you don't understand-I am too busy and too glamorous to be bothered with being sick." -KC to her MD

"Lemme fill that with Seashells and Balloons" -KC

"Astro Glide is WD-40 for girls"

"Hey Kennedy, I may need to get some Viagra."
"Well that's cool if you think you need it, but I'd  stear  clear of Cialas, I don't think it works since their commercial shows the couple in separate bathtubs."

After attending a "pj party" at popular party venue, an evening of being over served while delightfully wearing lingerie in public, we eventually departed on the early fall evening with our "top down" in a convertible. My long term "guy" friend from college was also the evening's designated driver. When going thru a license check on our journey the four of us obviously didn't look like the "typical" group commuting home from a bar. Though my responsible friend was driving and obviously could go thru the check with no problems, he felt self conscious that I was dressed in lingerie and singing "Ain't no Holla' Back Girl." So when he handed his license and registration over he felt the need to say, "Don't worry officer, she's strapped in back there."

"There outta be a law against somethin' like ya'll runnin' round loose" - Innocent bystander

"Well damn, that lookls like a cardinal eatin' a canary" -Not So Innocent bystander

"Were they blonde? No, they were from Ohio!" - Scooter Man

"That's not my get off work alarm, that's my get off Kennedy alarm"

""Much to my dismay and contrary to popular belief, I really don't spend my days in lingerie eating bon bons and being fanned with peacock feathers." -KC

"Your Love Connection Google Search failed. If you happen to be looking for a soul mate, LTR, girlfriend or a wife, you will be redirected to E-Harmony momentary."

Hobbyist-"Where are you? Are you lost?" KC says, "Hell if I know, this road is just dead space holding the state together. I'm somewhere between BFE and nowhere."

"Sure do hope your fun meter has a full tank?!"

If we had a warning label, what would it say?
I'll take the first bid for: "You have to be this tall to be allowed on this ride." -KC

"It's been a long day, I think some music and a cocktail are in order. I need some B52 love in my shack."

"Ma'am, you sure have a lot of lingerie. Are you a dancer or something? It's ok you can tell me"

Indiana Joe- "Something tells me I should be afraid."
KC - "Yes!" As she's sharpening her pencil to scratch #69 off the bucket list.

"Damn kennedy, you're harder to keep up with than a squirrel in a hollow tree!" Santee swamp boy

Kennedy- "Mmm-that's good. It's a party in my mouth."
Charlotte Boy- "Now that's a party I'll R.S.V.P. to"

"Here's to an evening of Grey Goose and other frivolous activities. You know, a low brow, high jinks, kinda night" -Wine Boy

"Even though we kept going to room #309, we obviously never got the #867-5... memo."

"Hey girl. When will you be here on Lunacy? Liquor delivery arrives at 2pm and go ahead & bring your vacuum cleaner from home so we won't have 2 buy one tomorrow."

Bar boy to Jenna about Kennedy, "What name did you just call her?".
Jenna, "I dunno, what name did I call her before?"
Bar boy, "You just called her Kennedy and that's my name."
KC says, "Well, Happy Birthday Mr. President! And you can call me Flowers if you want to."

What is Lunacy? "Last month when my girlfriend & I were perched in Cola before Labor Day, it was a super smooth, perfect day and then we went to her house to celebrate and unwind the day away. It was a perfect, a full moon and a beautiful night, so she said we should always be together on full moon and I said, hell yes! Let's make it our new tradition no matter what location, we'll be together and we shall call it Lunacy." --Kennedy